Sorry it’s been a while but the Heibels are back on their bullshit again and drinking some seltzers for this Seltzer Day Extravaganza. They may have found the Holy Grail of Seltzers? Maybe. In this episode the Heibels are on a Tangential roll with all kinds of ridiculous commentary on M Night Shyamalan, Seymore Butts, ABV (America Butt Values), and gas station names. Mel turns into a trophy wife and then a seagull again before trying out to be a lesbian thirst trap TikTokker. Jon starts to taste colors, or is he just stoned? Who actually knows?? There’s lots of fever dream activity in this one and also some animal noises from real live animals. All of this and much much more…

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://enjoypress.com/?#

Follow Mel on TikTok:

https://www.tiktok.com/@meltmiinyourabv?

And then there were two…Join the Heibels as they don’t really know what to do with themselves minus a guest host or two. Will it be a snoozefest or will they somehow remember their old ways of drinking and thinking? Will there be new stripper names? Will they talk about music the entire episode? What kinds of beers will they want home brewers to invent? What kind of problematic TV families will they talk about? Will Jon’s toothpaste mouth ruin all of their fun? Will Man-mosas, meggings, and Lexico be a thing in the future? Will Jon be pleasantly disappointed or just gracefully let down in the arms of an angle? All of this and much much more if you enjoy a good fever dream!

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If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://montuckycoldsnacks.com/

https://montuckycoldsnacks.com/pages/reviews (best reviews in town)

http://mainandmill.com/menu

https://destihl.com/hawaii-five-ale%E2%84%A2

https://www.schlafly.com/beers/raspberrypropercidercan/

Interested in seeing an interview with the one and only Soleil Moon Fry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIVPXT2V9hI

Mel gets these two bands mixed up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWFhuFZTAY

What you get when you cross Dee Snyder and Fred Schneider as a band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbiFcPhccu8

Hey there y’all! It’s been a minute since you heard from the Heibels but get ready for yet another fever dream of EPIC proportions because they have not one, but TWO special guests! Duo Wield (Natalie) and The Melaniac (Melainia) are joining the gang for one of the most provocative and bonkers bananas episodes yet. Hold on to your pearls, babies, and shitty light beers because here comes some pumpkin and fall adjacent goodness! You’ll hear words like “robust”, “aromatics”, “silky mouthfeel”, and “beautiful palette cleanser” being used FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS PODCAST! Get ready for a lot of giggling, ass talk, and possibly some soft-core porn? Find out who would actually do Imagine Dragons, meeting people on Christian Mingle, and picking up your kids from a Christian Preschool wearing a “King of Hell” shirt. Hear Mel turn into a seagull, Jon getting triggered, Natalie giggling throughout, and Melania talk about the Tempra of Beers. Which beer is 1/3 Amazing & 2/3 FUCK YOU? Which one do they want to Scotch Tape to their taints? This episode is definitely rated E for EXPLICIT (not for Everyone)!!

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.samueladams.com/our-beers/limited-release/pumpkin-ale/jack-o

http://ofallonbrewery.com/beers/jack-o-latte/?age-verified=02bd77a769

https://untappd.com/b/o-fallon-brewery-maple-bacon-pumpkin/4439535

https://untappd.com/b/big-muddy-brewing-pumpkin-smasher/212610

https://untappd.com/b/heavy-seas-beer-the-great-er-pumpkin/10740

http://ofallonbrewery.com/beers/knotty/

Definitely listen to this Podcast we LOVE:

https://www.mydadwroteaporno.com/

Once again it’s Hard Seltzer Day! Only this time the Try Trio is going to TEXAS for some Shiner realness from our friends at Spoetzl Brewery. Do you hate learning something new everyday? Did you know that ABV actually stands for Above Average? Are you up to speed on the cool kids lingo? If you answered either yes or no to any of these questions you are in luck! The team takes a deep dive into some very interesting topics like ACTUAL cannibals, whipped cream high horses, breasts of fresh ass, and LITERAL OnlyFans. Some interesting questions are answered here on this episode as well such as, but not limited to, can a flavor be gorgeous? Does Jon hear birds? What ARE bananas good for? Is there a truck backing up in the kitchen? What seltzer sucks a fuck? All of these questions are answered and much, much more.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://shiner.com/seltzer/straight-shooter

Decently OK reviews:

https://www.besttastingspirits.com/review-shiner-straight-shooter-hard-seltzer/

It’s that time of year where we break out our best Lumbersexual flannels and live our best Pumpkin Spice lives! Join the Booze Crew for their hot take on these cold seltzers and you just might learn a thing or two. For starters, Elvira is Queer!!! Beyonce normalized Buffalo Plaid accidentally inventing the Nature Cozy phenomenon. Little John Kuster fancies himself as Cottage Core? Does Lana del Ray’s music really make you feel sexy? Should Taylor Swift and Luna Shadows team up to make their side project Swift Shadows? Do fall flavors belong in seltzers or should they just stick to candles? Can you buy a spellbook at a clothing store? How much do you know about the wonderful world of Polyamory? Should you go to Chik-fil-a (no you shouldn’t)? Does this podcast need an OnlyFans? The answers to sooo many questions lie within…so listen on, if you dare…(insert Vincent Price laughter for full effect here)

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If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.budlight.com/en/our-seltzers/bud-light-seltzer-fall-flannel.html

Welcome to our first ever ADHD Episode where Little John Kuster uses the excuse that he has ADHD as an excuse for everything!! But really, it is a real thing, and he shouldn’t be judged for it…but it doesn’t mean you won’t! Join the Tangential Downpour crew for an exploration into the wonderful world of Bon Viv Hard Seltzers! Mel explains just exactly where’s she’s been, what she’s been doing, AND what smells like Church Camp. It’s beginning to feel like Sweatah Weathah so, we suggest you buckle up and get on that BIG MABLE because your in for the ride of your life (or just maybe the fever dream of the week)! Our hosts answer the important questions like: How do you pronounce Crayon? Is Janeane Garofalo queer? Which Daria character vibes with which co-host? What smells like sweaty pantyhose? Where exactly is “almost Arkansas”, MO? And many many more answers to questions you’ve been DYING to know!!

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If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.bonvivspikedseltzer.com/

Emma Spookyastronaut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBLUoBHIzbI

So, you remember that one time when the Heibels kept threatening an IPA day? Well that day has FINALLY arrived! And they have a guest in the studio who refuses to talk into his microphone so the editor wants you to know in advance that she’s very sorry for what ever hot messiness you might hear in this episode. But never fear! The shenanigans are here! This episode is chocked full of mental health math, snakes, rock lobsters, and Tara Reid references not to mention it smells like John Mayer’s new album (which smells like trash). And as always, they answer the tough questions like can Kristen Stewart do camp? Do they sell stripper poles at Sam’s Club? Is that a dog driving a truck?? And much much more! And please disregard the junk sound from the guy in the room who won’t use a damn microphone…give him a break. His grandma died. Last year.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

http://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa

https://www.sudwerkbrew.com/limited-releases.html

https://www.cigarcitybrewing.com/beer/fancy-papers/

https://www.broadwaybrewery.com/

Check out this TikToker:

https://www.tiktok.com/@wolverneen/video/6997492458598763782?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

Rock Lobster – The B52’s (fast forward to around the 5 min mark for the best fish sounds ever made):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg

What is your favorite kind of dream, the work nightmare or the fever dream (or listening to your dog dream)? Never fear because this episode features BOTH! Prepare yourself to constantly question why you are listening to this because you are in for a treat! Get ready for another “wrong answers only” segment where Mel sings a song, but can’t remember who actually sings it, AND she is completely out of the loop with Jennifer Aniston celebrity gossip but will tell you the rules of kickball if you’re interested (no you are not). Mel reads an oddly sexual seltzer description, is SUS of the strawberry kiwi flavors, and auditions to be the next Kool-Aid Man while Jon has domestics with John, talks about the chemical make-up of Jupiter, and his theory about Impala drivers. Then…John talks about his Department Store dreams and his love for JNCOs and break-away pants. All of this and much, much more is on the agenda for this crew, so manifest that you’re having a good time listening and put that on your vision board!! Because you’re going to need to!!!

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/flavors/variety-pack-1

https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/flavors/variety-pack-1

https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/flavors/variety-pack-1

https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/flavors/variety-pack-1

They’re BAAAAAAAACK from their two week hiatus, and not a minute too soon either! Join the Heibel Sibs (and John Kuster in the background) as they get back into the studio to drink some Cayman Jack variety pack deliciousness. In this episode Jon tells us 2 Ghostbusters stories (maybe 3, but who’s actually counting?), they have a hard time remembering Bill Murray’s name (look! We did it!!), and a very special voice acting opportunity for Jon and his Batman voice! They also talk about how the Friends’ studio must have been freezing, something about the tip tops of their nip nops, something something something dark side something something something complete, and Kazoontight! They might be trying to start rumors about celebrities, too. TOO MUCH TEA for one episode, but they aren’t even drinking tea!! There might be a little self-help hippie woo involved too along with robot dogs, aliens, and something about the “female Drake?” You’ll just have to listen because this episode is BONKERS BANANAS!!

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.caymanjack.com/#flavors

New Rebecca Black:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCFOcqsnc9Y

Evan Rachel Wood is amazing:

https://www.indiewire.com/2019/05/drunk-history-evan-rachel-wood-best-performance-creator-derek-waters-1202145359/

Creepy/Funny Boston Dynamic Robot Dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BlYq3jO6xw

McKayla Maroney Face:

https://www.google.com/search?q=mckayla+maroney+face&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiHo_-5gq3yAhWui60KHU8xAy8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=mc&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgDMgoIABCxAxCDARBDMgQIABBDMgQIABBDMgoIABCxAxCDARBDMgQIABBDMgcIABCxAxBDMggIABCABBCxAzIECAAQQzIECAAQQzIICAAQgAQQsQM6BAgjECc6BQgAEIAEOggIABCxAxCDAToECAAQHjoGCAAQBRAeOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAVDfEFilRWDxX2gHcAB4AIAB1QGIAaMHkgEFMS41LjGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=9-EVYcfLMq6XtgXP4oz4Ag&bih=937&biw=1903&hl=en

And don’t forget about 20% off at My Salon Suite:

https://www.mysalonsuite.com/st-louis-manchester/

So, remember that one time when Mel wouldn’t shut up about the Specific Northwest? Yeah…still happening. But at least this time there is at least ONE beer from the area that the Heibels get to try! In this episode the duo takes a deep dive into cream ales…and one blonde ale. It’s a bit of a hodge podge, but they are here for it as they answer the very important questions like…can cars get the zoomies? What’s everyone’s favorite sound? Can sneezes be percussive? Is it always better on tap? (Yes it is always better on tap.) Also featured in this episode: Jon is a spooky sleepy witch, Mel falls down the stairs as she speaks German, MOUTHFEELS, back deck/front porch things, and how to be meta while podcasting. Don’t worry…Mel will still talk about the Specific Northwest, just give it 5 minutes!

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:

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Our Featured Drinks:

https://www.buoybeer.com/beer/cream-ale/?age-verified=4106d645be

https://buroakbeer.com/2015/franks-cream-ale/

https://www.publichousebrewery.com/portfolio-item/strawberry-cream-ale/

http://www.logboatbrewing.com/beers

https://www.como200.com/uncategorized/logboat-brewing-co-releases-como-200-beer/