Machete don't text. But he does listen to podcasts - and I happen to know for a fact* he listens to this one. And if you Habla inglés you should definitely listen to our 16th Episode of the Tannhauser Gate in which we we ramble, pontificate and generally get sidetracked about Jonny's first TED talk, that the Han Solo spin off should be called 'Han: A Solo Movie', and that Will thinks Liev Schreiber is a handsome man before reviewing the 'shared world' Robert Rodriguez films Machete and Spy Kids. So if you don't want to dance the Bolero at the end of a rope I suggest you listen now.**

*This is not a fact

** Just kidding