What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, you know what the fuck is up with Texas, a real OBGYN office, you’re nothing until you’re 40, Dilettante Ball’s official stance on human trafficking is don’t do it, modesty swimsuit, it’s audacious to speak to god, Bawdy Beauties, Dilettante Ball Swimsuit Calendar 2015, fat and embarrassed, you’ve got to follow through, Great Gams Scrunchy Little Lemon Face, mail order brides, tweet us your swimsuit pics.