In this episode of Markets & Mayhem: AM Edition, Issa Pissa breaks down Walmart’s price hikes, Dick’s $2.4B sneaker grab, and the wild week at United Health Group (spoiler: it’s not good). Plus, Coinbase gets hacked after joining the S&P 500, Harvard Law casually finds a $21 million document in its basement, and Meta delays its big AI moment after throwing shade at the competition.