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This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship.

On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever before thanks to Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Wormholes. Mention the Brians and get your second wormhole last week.