🌍 In today’s episode, we take you on a wild ride across the globe:

Trump fires off fresh tariff warnings, targeting Russia and any country doing business with it

The EU holds its breath as the 30% deadline nears—while Mexico and Canada are caught in the crossfire

NATO pivots in D.C., Ukraine gets more missiles, and Putin gets more insults

Meanwhile, a skyscraper-sized asteroid zooms past Earth (no, not a metaphor for the economy)

And in the Pacific, Japan and the U.S. prep for Expo trade talks as a “competitiveness alliance” brews

🌡️ Climate news heats up (literally) and markets keep dancing to the same old tariff tune.

📡 Stay tuned, stay laughing, and don’t forget to time your coffee breaks around negative leap seconds.

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