Ah, retrogrades. The cosmic version of Mercury in Gatorade. The great rewind, the mixtape moment, the ‘why is my ex texting me right now’ energy. In this episode, we’re breaking down retrogrades like they’re the plot twist in your favorite early 2000s teen drama.

We’re talking:
✨ Why retrogrades are less ‘the world is ending’ and more ‘your life is buffering’
✨ Mercury retrograde as that friend who ghosts you and then reappears like nothing happened
✨ Venus retrograde and why your high school crush suddenly feels like a good idea (spoiler: they’re not)
✨ The Mars retrograde struggle of ‘I swear I was gonna do that’ energy
✨ Tarot cards that scream retrograde vibes and what they mean in a reading
✨ How to actually use retrogrades to your advantage (instead of just blaming them for bad Wi-Fi)

If life feels like it’s playing in reverse, don’t panic—it’s just the universe giving you a second chance to get it right. Grab a snack, take a deep breath, and hit play. 🎙️🔄

Apps/Websites I ❤️

1. Chani Nicholas (FREE Birth Chart Tool + App)

2. MoonX App (sooo many tips/tricks)

3. Modern Witch Deck by Lisa Sterle

4. Tarot for Learning Deck by Wyspell