For the first time Aaron can't find anything about a candidate! Who was Robert Colvin Macauley? The world may never know, but what we do know is what he stood for, and that's something Aaron accidentally knew about before he started an impromptu recording! 

We also throw Howard Phillips of the US Taxpayer (now Constitution) Party in there for good measure. 

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