Brooke and Katie discuss feeling uninspired and burnt out this Halloween season, looking forward to diving into Christmas, and fat shaming animals. We also talk about the lesbian beauty queens who got married after a two-year secret romance, Taylor Swift assembling the most sapphic opening act lineup possible for her Eras Tour, our scarily accurate BTS tarot readings, and Namjoon on the cover of Rolling Stone. For our NTBABBs we discuss memory going downhill with age and straight girls who don't want to date bisexual men.