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Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we dive deep into the chaos of the world, laugh at everything, and keep it as real as it gets. No re-dos, no filters, just genuine moments shared with you.
To watch this episode on video visit this YouTube link
Find all my social and product channels in one location at this link https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
I'm Rodney Smith, your host, and I can't express how grateful I am that you've let me into your ear canal today. Whether you're multitasking, chilling, or just hanging out, your time with me is truly appreciated. In today's episode, we're all about that candid chatter, from Taylor Swift's new relationships to the crazy world of hip-hop drama. We're keeping it raw, unscripted, and, of course, a little controversial.
Have an opinion? Don't hesitate to drop a comment below. And hey, if you're vibing with this episode, I'd love it if you could leave a review.
Sharing is caring, so tell your pals, post it on your social media—spread the love for Dangerous Misinformation far and wide! Oh, and don't forget to catch the video versions on YouTube.
Just hit that subscribe button to stay in the loop with all the latest episodes. Thanks for hanging out, and until next time, stay real, stay curious, and keep questioning the world.
This is Rodney Smith, signing off. Deuces, and remember, the truth is out there! 🎙️✌️#DangerousMisinformation #PodcastLife #RealTalk
Transcription:
yes yes welcome welcome to Dangerous Misinformation. The lonely podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything and of course I just dropped in right one second I'd make myself a little note. Don't you like how authentic this podcast is a normal person would have stopped it started over, but we're not going to do that. You were here with me for that and we'll never get that moment back. Thank you for tuning in appreciate you being here, whatever you're doing right now. I'm honored you're letting me be there with you' with in inside your little ear canal and um, hopefully I can whisper some sweet valuable somethings to yes, let me turn this up a little bit. My my sound wave is looking a little weak. Is that better?
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Mmm, is that a little better? Now?
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Thank you for tuning in I really love doing this podcast and if you enjoy listening to it I would really appreciate if you could leave a review. I would really appreciate if you could tell somebody about it posted on your social media channels, and that would be a very gracious thing on your behalf. So yeah, let's get into it. Dude, you guys hear Taylor swift's got a new boyfriend. Yeah dude, I guess he's a really good tight end and is this thing now to troll chicks to say oh, Taylor swift's gonna blow up now cause they keep Showner. Cause they keep Showner during the NFL games and then girls got all worked up like a wet she's gonna blow up. I still think Taylor Swift and Drake should get together, but that's just me. I mean, it's like when Angelina, Joe Lee and Brad Pitt got together, that's the only that's the only couple that's in each other's leagues, even though you know, guys don't care about that shit.
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But I was talking about this with that a while back there was this thing going on where I said that the Sophia chick from call Her Daddy that she has every right to want a rich guy because she has her own money and then everybody's gone.
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Oh well,
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men don't care about money, it doesn't matter how to, and I agree with you. I don't care about money. I don't care about any of these things, but I also know if I were to date one of these chicks, how much the stock would go up. I'm a straight dude and I had never heard about this football player before, so whatever he does now, he's automatically 10 times richer now just by sticking his dong and taylor's flat ass.
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Wow,
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that was a really disgusting thing to say. I apologize
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um
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anyways so that just kind of proves the point. I was like, oh you fucking simp. I've been called a simp so much lately because I' just make fun of the whole red pill shit but Goal. Is an older episodes. I've already made fun of that. I could I could go in more on it, but I don't even feel like doing that, but yeah, I hope that it's really. I hope that
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Taylor Swift
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gets through this one and maybe she'll finally make a song about sucking some good dick.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Maybe she'll finally make a banger, maybe she'll finally make a Cardi BS. Maybe we'll get the Cardi if this relationship works out because Taylor busts it open wide enough for her tight end
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uh,
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football player boyfriend?
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Um,
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maybe she'll finally make a Cardi B banger, you know, do you guys see her dancing to Little Wayne?
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Um,
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yeah, I don't know. I should make fun. I watch this documentary during the pandemic about her making. I think it was called
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Folklore Set the Album.
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I watched a documentary about her making this album and she is really talented. Dude. She writes all her own shit. She records it all like she she'll record shit in one take. It's crazy. She performs all her stuff live with no backtrack. She's very fucking talented dude. She' is MJ esque, but she's never gonna get that title cause she's a Huamont,
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but um,
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you know, I don't like her music though. I guess I think about Michael Jackson as anybody could love the music. I can appreciate Taylor Swift music, but I'm not gonna sit there and I'm not gonna be in the car. And put on Taylor Swift, you know I do like a song. It's called Lover. I think it's just a whole album called Lover, but there's a particular song and I don't even know if I like the song so much. I just think I like the memories attached. I remember one time we had some friends over during the pandemic when we weren't supposed to be we weren't supposed to be congregating, you know. It's back when we were going through the whole like Nazis trying to sniff out Jews phases of the pandemic where people would rat on their neighbors for hanging out, but we had some neighbor friends over and we just got fucking day drunk and made a bunch of food and somebody put that song on and it was just hitting, you know. Sometimes you just getting that getting that zone where songs hitting so shouts out to T Swift dude shouts out to T Swift I hope this new dick works out
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because you deserve it. You've been through a lot. You've been through a lot throwing them boney butt cheeks around, dancing in a little Wayne
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tell Little Wayne.
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Remember, Kodak was coming after a Little Wayne
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tell Little Wayne I won't box them.
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The fuck is Kodak black's problem? Dude, I don't even know, like if he's even human
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it's like a
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anyways. Yeah, but I do think this guy it kind of shows male nature. We talk, we poke it female nature. A lot, but I think it's. I think it just shows how men are wired because he's dated all these like super hot black girls and you know their fun is fucked to hang out with. You know these super hot fun chicks with fat asses and then he finally probably just like, okay, I need more of a wifey type now and he found himself fucking little chipmunk ass Taylor Swift who's probably pretty cool to hang out with, you know, except there was a clip of her recently, and I think it's from that same documentary that I saw because I remember. I think I remember seeing that where she's talking about sending a tweet out about Donald Trump. She wanted to speak out about Big 45 and you know they're all acting like she's writing the Emancipation Proclamation, why did I just stutter there? Uh uh
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Emancipation Proclamation,
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she's all crying and her parents like no, Taylor don't do it. I could never I could never deal with that level of fame. I would never want to deal with that level of fame. Like when I saw Drake video earlier, just the video of Drake walking out of this tunnel and that's the whole way. So he shows up to a stadium right? He shows up to a stadium of people wanting to watch him perform and there's people outside who can't get inside and so he's walking into the stadium and the second he walks in out of. The car people are screaming outside. He walks into the stadium. People are screaming, he's walking down the hallways to his dressing room. People are screaming, then he's coming out of the actual uh corridor to go to the stage and people are screaming. I could not handle that dude. Maybe it's my autism, maybe it's my anti social nature, but I could never ever ever ever handle that level of fame. And I totally understand why people like Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber Britney Spears, you name it. I understand how they lose their mind. Imagine not being
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able to just go to the grocery store or just do normal things. People just fucking yell in at you all the time. I hate yelling, so I don't even like I don't like watching scary movies. I don't want to hear women yelling, I don't want to do anything. That's why I don't lurk around at' parking garages cause I don't want to hear women yelling. I don't like the sound of screaming, so imagine if your face imagine if you were famous enough to wear your face just made people yell dude, that sounds like Nightmare on Elm Street right there bro. Uh, but I'm sure the money's nice and I'm sure uh, Drake seems to drink a lot so I know when I'm drunk I get pretty social so it would be kind of nice being able to just flash my face at any nice establishment I go to and. Get the greatest service you could possibly get and the hottest women there wanting to sk my sk
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so
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shout out the Drake though, dude, that's some serious longevity and this whole entire episode so far we've just been talking about celebrities. Is this the worst episode you've ever listened to? Let me know said me an email at lord petty podcast at gmail dot com and you might be asking why have you not changed the email address yet?
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Because
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at the end of the day my handles still lord petty and there's still a podcast. So I'd like to not change too many things at once, even though I do have to update a bunch of shit and I'm just telling you stuff that you don't give a fuck about right now that I need to handle behind the scenes cause my website is fucked up, my link trees fucked up. There's a lot of things fucked up. Actually the description of the show's fucked up so I need to fix that dude.
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Well,
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since we're talking about garbage celebrities, okay, since we're talking about garbage celebrities, I think this is crazy. I think it's crazy you get people wanting to come after the founding fathers right? I talked about this on a previous episode recently. People want to come after the founding fathers because of the shit they did or just want to come after wealthy people in general and talk about something that happened in their. Bloodline or something that they did right. The Kardashians are arguably the most famous family in the world, okay, and the whole reason they are famous is because the father who has passed away who I think was connected to the mob. I don't know um, he was a lawyer and he defended O. J. Simpson. Now if you don't know who O. J. Simpson is, if you're a younger person, okay. O. J. Simpson is a football player who killed his wife and every he got away with it it became this big thing because everybody knew he did it. All the evidence led to him have done it, had done it. Um, but he got away with this so just became this huge thing
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and it was a very famous football player at the time and there's a huge trial about it and uh, Kim kardashian's dad representative. And so what this did is people got more interest than they got interested in the family. And then Kim was like this party girl hanging around Paris Hilton and then she ended up fucking Ray J on camera and then the mom took that sex tape and advertised it and then they became super famous. So how the fuck does nobody ever talk about this? How we talk about okay, this family? They're selling all this makeup to little girls. They're have this show on family primetime television. They're, you know, millions and
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millions and millions of followers on
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social media now Kylie jenner's huge, Kendall jenner's huge and it's all been passed down because of a sex tape in defending a murderer, so that is why we know who these people are, and that just shows what happens. If you're an attractive woman the world is yours, bro. That's why I get why ugly chicks are always so pissed off because imagine as a guy like at least when you're watching a rich guys do really cool stuff, you realize okay? Well, I'm only one one idea away from being this guy. If you're a really hideous girl and you're watching cute girls just doing everything you're like, damn, I'm gonna need a lot of plastic surgery. I'm gonna have to do a lot of work and now and I'm gonna have to do really define nature quite a bit and that would be frustrating and very demoralizing. So shout outs to the Ugly Ducklings dude. I see ya, I don't want to date ya, but I see ya much love, much love to all the troglodites.
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You probably won't have rappers chasing you you probably won't have Travis Scott wanting to date you, but that's okay. Are they even still dating? This is like my pop culture episode huh? Maybe I could maybe have a future in talking about pop culture.
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Speaking of Travis Scott, do people never like I follow some of these hip hop blogs and twitter feeds and stuff like that nice to be. A huge hip hop fan. People always talk about oh the best, really comparing rappers. Why is it no other genre of music is so comparative. Don't people ever get tired of someone? Oh, who's the best, who's the best? It's all subjective news flash. There is no greatest rapper of all time because it's all subjective music is a feeling it's what resonates with people. You'll hear a song. It can be a garbage song. I talked about how I like a Taylor Swift song just because the moment I heard it. So we're constantly comparing rappers always like oh no, Kanye is the greatest
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oh oh
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he's got most album sales like these people buy half their own albums all right
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when a bit,
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when a giant label, when they release an album they go out and immediately buy 100,000 copies. Right? It's like boosting your Instagram post or something like that just to get it out there. So yeah, dude, there is no greatest rapper of all time. There will never be a greatest rapper of all time because it is all subjective because who is great to me is not going to be great to you and that should be pretty freaking self explanatory dude. But people just don't. I don't know, and I guess it's not my culture so I shouldn't really speak on it like that. Because uh, but maybe that's why people's lives suck because they're more worried about who the greatest rapper is. Versus what they should do with their lives, you know, and it seems like the whole hip hop thing, you know. I was super bought into it, paid attention to the blogs. My whole sense of humor revolved around rappers because it's such a like memeable funny thing and like genre of music and culture and general, you know
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because you're literally just taking a rock music. You're not paying attention so much to what they're saying, and the hip hop records are really paying attention to what they're saying. So it translates into this whole other thing and there's other elements of hip hop like the making the beats and the business side of it in yada yada yada um, I forgot even when I was talking about we're talking about hip hop music, but um
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yeah,
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about how it's not my, I was super bought into it. Here's what I was gonna say. I was super bought into it when I was younger, when I was like a high school kid and through my twenties and like mid twenties probably. But I see people that are like old full on adults and they're still concerned about what these fucking rappers are doing. Dude, and it's like you can enjoy the music. Sure, but why? It's like it's like a high school. It's what I'm trying to say. It reminds me. A lot of the hip hop culture reminds me of high school. There's always the cool kids there's always the drama, there's always the shit talking somebody trying to prove something. There's always gotta be something new. It's like high school never stops in hip hop and maybe that's why,
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um,
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you know some of the shit
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still screwed up
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because guys are acting like
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like Turin,
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but I don't know man. I don't want to say I don't mean that like disrespectfully because I said there's things that I don't understand about it, but I do think that there's some very bad destructive things in there' and am I starting to sound like an old man yet blame and hip hop for the world's problems?
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Dude
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speaking of problems growing online is became so. I'm I'm very. I was talking about this on the last episode, but I'm so bought into the social media thing and I'm so I'm just constantly surrounding myself with different podcasts or YouTube channels and stuff like that to try to learn about the people who are very successfully doing it at a very high level, what they're doing, and so much of it. It just makes me realize that the whole entire world, especially the internet space, is just a giant pyramid scheme. I remember I went to a pyramid scheme that's Amway meeting at' one time and they're Tom by how? Like well, everything's a pyramid. They didn't even deny that they're a pyramid scheme, but they're like everything is a pyramid scheme. What is your normal job? The money? Gets kicked up to your boss I was going. Ah, he's got a point. I'm not gonna join this garbage to be still got a point, but then in the online space a lot of these entrepreneur channels or these people telling you how to grow your YouTube channel. You basically have YouTube channels that get big by providing the info on how to grow your YouTube channel. Then you try to look at okay.
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Well, what's the original thing that this person did and they never actually did anything. They're just telling you how to grow your YouTube channel, so that's a pyramid, you know what I mean. That's a fucking, that's a fucking Ponzi scheme right there. So this person is growing their YouTube channel by telling you how to grow your YouTube channel and then there's people selling courses on how to sell courses about courses to grow your social media. It's all just I don't know dude, it all seems like a lot of smoke and mirrors to me, but maybe I'm maybe I'm late to notice this cause I think a lot. I think a lot of people have already picked up on that, but I just try to dig. You know, I try to dig for valuable information and anything and then pick out the things you want. People get very upset like when I read comments about my stuff like upset stuff which I do less and less but it's just always mind. Blinging me how face value people will take things instead of taking little things that you like and then discard.
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You can learn
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something from anybody pretty much right? There's some sort of valuable information and pretty much anything. Even if you're listening to a huge dumbass, you can keep it by okay, this guy's a huge fucking idiot so don't take anything serious that you're saying matter of fact may even do the opposite. Maybe that's what you're doing with this podcast.
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Who knows? But um
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yeah, it's like everybody's it's like everybody's whole stick
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is
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create content about how to create content and then sell a course about how to teach others how to create content. So nobody is ever nobody's actually like making anything substantial. And I'm the idiot trying to do that. It's like back when I was making memes, how everybody's just getting these huge meme accounts by reposting memes and I was like well, I can't look myself in the mirror doing that. I wanna be the one to actually write the joke. Then people take my water Mark and wash it and then repost it and get thousands of followers while my dumbass was sitting there trying to create original content. That's what this podcast is like, I said, I don't want a bunch of flashing lights and sounds and a bunch of garbage everywhere. I just wanna create something run authentic that uh, real humans can RES with,
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but
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um, anyways appreciate. All tune and in appreciate you consuming this dangerous misinformation. Uh, hopefully the feds ain't after you yet. Please tell somebody about the powder cast, please uh leave a rating. Watch the video versions on YouTube. Go subscribe there. I appreciate Shawn more than you know and deuces petty out.
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Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we dive deep into the chaos of the world, laugh at everything, and keep it as real as it gets. No re-dos, no filters, just genuine moments shared with you.
To watch this episode on video visit this YouTube link
Find all my social and product channels in one location at this link https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
I'm Rodney Smith, your host, and I can't express how grateful I am that you've let me into your ear canal today. Whether you're multitasking, chilling, or just hanging out, your time with me is truly appreciated. In today's episode, we're all about that candid chatter, from Taylor Swift's new relationships to the crazy world of hip-hop drama. We're keeping it raw, unscripted, and, of course, a little controversial.
Have an opinion? Don't hesitate to drop a comment below. And hey, if you're vibing with this episode, I'd love it if you could leave a review.
Sharing is caring, so tell your pals, post it on your social media—spread the love for Dangerous Misinformation far and wide! Oh, and don't forget to catch the video versions on YouTube.
Just hit that subscribe button to stay in the loop with all the latest episodes. Thanks for hanging out, and until next time, stay real, stay curious, and keep questioning the world.
This is Rodney Smith, signing off. Deuces, and remember, the truth is out there! 🎙️✌️#DangerousMisinformation #PodcastLife #RealTalk
Transcription:
yes yes welcome welcome to Dangerous Misinformation. The lonely podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything and of course I just dropped in right one second I'd make myself a little note. Don't you like how authentic this podcast is a normal person would have stopped it started over, but we're not going to do that. You were here with me for that and we'll never get that moment back. Thank you for tuning in appreciate you being here, whatever you're doing right now. I'm honored you're letting me be there with you' with in inside your little ear canal and um, hopefully I can whisper some sweet valuable somethings to yes, let me turn this up a little bit. My my sound wave is looking a little weak. Is that better?
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Mmm, is that a little better? Now?
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Thank you for tuning in I really love doing this podcast and if you enjoy listening to it I would really appreciate if you could leave a review. I would really appreciate if you could tell somebody about it posted on your social media channels, and that would be a very gracious thing on your behalf. So yeah, let's get into it. Dude, you guys hear Taylor swift's got a new boyfriend. Yeah dude, I guess he's a really good tight end and is this thing now to troll chicks to say oh, Taylor swift's gonna blow up now cause they keep Showner. Cause they keep Showner during the NFL games and then girls got all worked up like a wet she's gonna blow up. I still think Taylor Swift and Drake should get together, but that's just me. I mean, it's like when Angelina, Joe Lee and Brad Pitt got together, that's the only that's the only couple that's in each other's leagues, even though you know, guys don't care about that shit.
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But I was talking about this with that a while back there was this thing going on where I said that the Sophia chick from call Her Daddy that she has every right to want a rich guy because she has her own money and then everybody's gone.
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Oh well,
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men don't care about money, it doesn't matter how to, and I agree with you. I don't care about money. I don't care about any of these things, but I also know if I were to date one of these chicks, how much the stock would go up. I'm a straight dude and I had never heard about this football player before, so whatever he does now, he's automatically 10 times richer now just by sticking his dong and taylor's flat ass.
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that was a really disgusting thing to say. I apologize
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um
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anyways so that just kind of proves the point. I was like, oh you fucking simp. I've been called a simp so much lately because I' just make fun of the whole red pill shit but Goal. Is an older episodes. I've already made fun of that. I could I could go in more on it, but I don't even feel like doing that, but yeah, I hope that it's really. I hope that
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Taylor Swift
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gets through this one and maybe she'll finally make a song about sucking some good dick.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Maybe she'll finally make a banger, maybe she'll finally make a Cardi BS. Maybe we'll get the Cardi if this relationship works out because Taylor busts it open wide enough for her tight end
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uh,
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football player boyfriend?
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maybe she'll finally make a Cardi B banger, you know, do you guys see her dancing to Little Wayne?
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yeah, I don't know. I should make fun. I watch this documentary during the pandemic about her making. I think it was called
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Folklore Set the Album.
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I watched a documentary about her making this album and she is really talented. Dude. She writes all her own shit. She records it all like she she'll record shit in one take. It's crazy. She performs all her stuff live with no backtrack. She's very fucking talented dude. She' is MJ esque, but she's never gonna get that title cause she's a Huamont,
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you know, I don't like her music though. I guess I think about Michael Jackson as anybody could love the music. I can appreciate Taylor Swift music, but I'm not gonna sit there and I'm not gonna be in the car. And put on Taylor Swift, you know I do like a song. It's called Lover. I think it's just a whole album called Lover, but there's a particular song and I don't even know if I like the song so much. I just think I like the memories attached. I remember one time we had some friends over during the pandemic when we weren't supposed to be we weren't supposed to be congregating, you know. It's back when we were going through the whole like Nazis trying to sniff out Jews phases of the pandemic where people would rat on their neighbors for hanging out, but we had some neighbor friends over and we just got fucking day drunk and made a bunch of food and somebody put that song on and it was just hitting, you know. Sometimes you just getting that getting that zone where songs hitting so shouts out to T Swift dude shouts out to T Swift I hope this new dick works out
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because you deserve it. You've been through a lot. You've been through a lot throwing them boney butt cheeks around, dancing in a little Wayne
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tell Little Wayne.
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Remember, Kodak was coming after a Little Wayne
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tell Little Wayne I won't box them.
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The fuck is Kodak black's problem? Dude, I don't even know, like if he's even human
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it's like a
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anyways. Yeah, but I do think this guy it kind of shows male nature. We talk, we poke it female nature. A lot, but I think it's. I think it just shows how men are wired because he's dated all these like super hot black girls and you know their fun is fucked to hang out with. You know these super hot fun chicks with fat asses and then he finally probably just like, okay, I need more of a wifey type now and he found himself fucking little chipmunk ass Taylor Swift who's probably pretty cool to hang out with, you know, except there was a clip of her recently, and I think it's from that same documentary that I saw because I remember. I think I remember seeing that where she's talking about sending a tweet out about Donald Trump. She wanted to speak out about Big 45 and you know they're all acting like she's writing the Emancipation Proclamation, why did I just stutter there? Uh uh
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Emancipation Proclamation,
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she's all crying and her parents like no, Taylor don't do it. I could never I could never deal with that level of fame. I would never want to deal with that level of fame. Like when I saw Drake video earlier, just the video of Drake walking out of this tunnel and that's the whole way. So he shows up to a stadium right? He shows up to a stadium of people wanting to watch him perform and there's people outside who can't get inside and so he's walking into the stadium and the second he walks in out of. The car people are screaming outside. He walks into the stadium. People are screaming, he's walking down the hallways to his dressing room. People are screaming, then he's coming out of the actual uh corridor to go to the stage and people are screaming. I could not handle that dude. Maybe it's my autism, maybe it's my anti social nature, but I could never ever ever ever handle that level of fame. And I totally understand why people like Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber Britney Spears, you name it. I understand how they lose their mind. Imagine not being
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able to just go to the grocery store or just do normal things. People just fucking yell in at you all the time. I hate yelling, so I don't even like I don't like watching scary movies. I don't want to hear women yelling, I don't want to do anything. That's why I don't lurk around at' parking garages cause I don't want to hear women yelling. I don't like the sound of screaming, so imagine if your face imagine if you were famous enough to wear your face just made people yell dude, that sounds like Nightmare on Elm Street right there bro. Uh, but I'm sure the money's nice and I'm sure uh, Drake seems to drink a lot so I know when I'm drunk I get pretty social so it would be kind of nice being able to just flash my face at any nice establishment I go to and. Get the greatest service you could possibly get and the hottest women there wanting to sk my sk
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so
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shout out the Drake though, dude, that's some serious longevity and this whole entire episode so far we've just been talking about celebrities. Is this the worst episode you've ever listened to? Let me know said me an email at lord petty podcast at gmail dot com and you might be asking why have you not changed the email address yet?
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Because
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at the end of the day my handles still lord petty and there's still a podcast. So I'd like to not change too many things at once, even though I do have to update a bunch of shit and I'm just telling you stuff that you don't give a fuck about right now that I need to handle behind the scenes cause my website is fucked up, my link trees fucked up. There's a lot of things fucked up. Actually the description of the show's fucked up so I need to fix that dude.
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Well,
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since we're talking about garbage celebrities, okay, since we're talking about garbage celebrities, I think this is crazy. I think it's crazy you get people wanting to come after the founding fathers right? I talked about this on a previous episode recently. People want to come after the founding fathers because of the shit they did or just want to come after wealthy people in general and talk about something that happened in their. Bloodline or something that they did right. The Kardashians are arguably the most famous family in the world, okay, and the whole reason they are famous is because the father who has passed away who I think was connected to the mob. I don't know um, he was a lawyer and he defended O. J. Simpson. Now if you don't know who O. J. Simpson is, if you're a younger person, okay. O. J. Simpson is a football player who killed his wife and every he got away with it it became this big thing because everybody knew he did it. All the evidence led to him have done it, had done it. Um, but he got away with this so just became this huge thing
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and it was a very famous football player at the time and there's a huge trial about it and uh, Kim kardashian's dad representative. And so what this did is people got more interest than they got interested in the family. And then Kim was like this party girl hanging around Paris Hilton and then she ended up fucking Ray J on camera and then the mom took that sex tape and advertised it and then they became super famous. So how the fuck does nobody ever talk about this? How we talk about okay, this family? They're selling all this makeup to little girls. They're have this show on family primetime television. They're, you know, millions and
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millions and millions of followers on
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social media now Kylie jenner's huge, Kendall jenner's huge and it's all been passed down because of a sex tape in defending a murderer, so that is why we know who these people are, and that just shows what happens. If you're an attractive woman the world is yours, bro. That's why I get why ugly chicks are always so pissed off because imagine as a guy like at least when you're watching a rich guys do really cool stuff, you realize okay? Well, I'm only one one idea away from being this guy. If you're a really hideous girl and you're watching cute girls just doing everything you're like, damn, I'm gonna need a lot of plastic surgery. I'm gonna have to do a lot of work and now and I'm gonna have to do really define nature quite a bit and that would be frustrating and very demoralizing. So shout outs to the Ugly Ducklings dude. I see ya, I don't want to date ya, but I see ya much love, much love to all the troglodites.
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You probably won't have rappers chasing you you probably won't have Travis Scott wanting to date you, but that's okay. Are they even still dating? This is like my pop culture episode huh? Maybe I could maybe have a future in talking about pop culture.
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Speaking of Travis Scott, do people never like I follow some of these hip hop blogs and twitter feeds and stuff like that nice to be. A huge hip hop fan. People always talk about oh the best, really comparing rappers. Why is it no other genre of music is so comparative. Don't people ever get tired of someone? Oh, who's the best, who's the best? It's all subjective news flash. There is no greatest rapper of all time because it's all subjective music is a feeling it's what resonates with people. You'll hear a song. It can be a garbage song. I talked about how I like a Taylor Swift song just because the moment I heard it. So we're constantly comparing rappers always like oh no, Kanye is the greatest
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oh oh
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he's got most album sales like these people buy half their own albums all right
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when a bit,
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when a giant label, when they release an album they go out and immediately buy 100,000 copies. Right? It's like boosting your Instagram post or something like that just to get it out there. So yeah, dude, there is no greatest rapper of all time. There will never be a greatest rapper of all time because it is all subjective because who is great to me is not going to be great to you and that should be pretty freaking self explanatory dude. But people just don't. I don't know, and I guess it's not my culture so I shouldn't really speak on it like that. Because uh, but maybe that's why people's lives suck because they're more worried about who the greatest rapper is. Versus what they should do with their lives, you know, and it seems like the whole hip hop thing, you know. I was super bought into it, paid attention to the blogs. My whole sense of humor revolved around rappers because it's such a like memeable funny thing and like genre of music and culture and general, you know
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because you're literally just taking a rock music. You're not paying attention so much to what they're saying, and the hip hop records are really paying attention to what they're saying. So it translates into this whole other thing and there's other elements of hip hop like the making the beats and the business side of it in yada yada yada um, I forgot even when I was talking about we're talking about hip hop music, but um
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yeah,
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about how it's not my, I was super bought into it. Here's what I was gonna say. I was super bought into it when I was younger, when I was like a high school kid and through my twenties and like mid twenties probably. But I see people that are like old full on adults and they're still concerned about what these fucking rappers are doing. Dude, and it's like you can enjoy the music. Sure, but why? It's like it's like a high school. It's what I'm trying to say. It reminds me. A lot of the hip hop culture reminds me of high school. There's always the cool kids there's always the drama, there's always the shit talking somebody trying to prove something. There's always gotta be something new. It's like high school never stops in hip hop and maybe that's why,
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um,
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you know some of the shit
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still screwed up
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because guys are acting like
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like Turin,
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but I don't know man. I don't want to say I don't mean that like disrespectfully because I said there's things that I don't understand about it, but I do think that there's some very bad destructive things in there' and am I starting to sound like an old man yet blame and hip hop for the world's problems?
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Dude
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speaking of problems growing online is became so. I'm I'm very. I was talking about this on the last episode, but I'm so bought into the social media thing and I'm so I'm just constantly surrounding myself with different podcasts or YouTube channels and stuff like that to try to learn about the people who are very successfully doing it at a very high level, what they're doing, and so much of it. It just makes me realize that the whole entire world, especially the internet space, is just a giant pyramid scheme. I remember I went to a pyramid scheme that's Amway meeting at' one time and they're Tom by how? Like well, everything's a pyramid. They didn't even deny that they're a pyramid scheme, but they're like everything is a pyramid scheme. What is your normal job? The money? Gets kicked up to your boss I was going. Ah, he's got a point. I'm not gonna join this garbage to be still got a point, but then in the online space a lot of these entrepreneur channels or these people telling you how to grow your YouTube channel. You basically have YouTube channels that get big by providing the info on how to grow your YouTube channel. Then you try to look at okay.
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Well, what's the original thing that this person did and they never actually did anything. They're just telling you how to grow your YouTube channel, so that's a pyramid, you know what I mean. That's a fucking, that's a fucking Ponzi scheme right there. So this person is growing their YouTube channel by telling you how to grow your YouTube channel and then there's people selling courses on how to sell courses about courses to grow your social media. It's all just I don't know dude, it all seems like a lot of smoke and mirrors to me, but maybe I'm maybe I'm late to notice this cause I think a lot. I think a lot of people have already picked up on that, but I just try to dig. You know, I try to dig for valuable information and anything and then pick out the things you want. People get very upset like when I read comments about my stuff like upset stuff which I do less and less but it's just always mind. Blinging me how face value people will take things instead of taking little things that you like and then discard.
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You can learn
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something from anybody pretty much right? There's some sort of valuable information and pretty much anything. Even if you're listening to a huge dumbass, you can keep it by okay, this guy's a huge fucking idiot so don't take anything serious that you're saying matter of fact may even do the opposite. Maybe that's what you're doing with this podcast.
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Who knows? But um
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yeah, it's like everybody's it's like everybody's whole stick
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is
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create content about how to create content and then sell a course about how to teach others how to create content. So nobody is ever nobody's actually like making anything substantial. And I'm the idiot trying to do that. It's like back when I was making memes, how everybody's just getting these huge meme accounts by reposting memes and I was like well, I can't look myself in the mirror doing that. I wanna be the one to actually write the joke. Then people take my water Mark and wash it and then repost it and get thousands of followers while my dumbass was sitting there trying to create original content. That's what this podcast is like, I said, I don't want a bunch of flashing lights and sounds and a bunch of garbage everywhere. I just wanna create something run authentic that uh, real humans can RES with,
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but
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um, anyways appreciate. All tune and in appreciate you consuming this dangerous misinformation. Uh, hopefully the feds ain't after you yet. Please tell somebody about the powder cast, please uh leave a rating. Watch the video versions on YouTube. Go subscribe there. I appreciate Shawn more than you know and deuces petty out.
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