In this episode we set out to do one thing and end up doing something completely different! We have fun ranking the captains by sexiness, and Emmanuel has a brilliant thought about why the storytelling in Discovery falls flat for us. We debate whether we’re experiencing Star Trek bloat and discuss the money grubbing nature of franchise expansion (looking at you Marvel movies). We also introduce our next series “Who’s your daddy?” where we’ll be watching episodes about important father-child relationships in Star Trek.