What's precise and purposeful and irresistible?

Certainly not Collingwood moving the ball forward!

It's the Rant, coming to you following Collingwood's thrashing ... er, Collingwood's convincing ... um, Collingwood thingamajig against the Adelaide Crows!

What a game for the ages! If we could banish it there, we would!

It's also the return of Media Mephitic, as we look at how Collingwood have factored in the media - and social media - over the last week, ranging from Collingwood coaches moving through their tenure, to how the media perceive Collingwood.

And then it's onto our gargantuan clash against Melbourne!

All on the Rant!