The Collingwood express continues its sprint into oblivion. Losses, scandals, fleeing the state, this club is now doing it all!

This week:

- What more can you say about the humiliating loss to the Bombers? Well, Sly and Spook somehow manage to find the words, and they're not pretty.

- As Sly and Spook prepared for the Sidebottom Crisis, the de Goey Crisis popped up. What is with all the crises at Collingwood? Why do they hit with such regularity? Is there something worse festering at the heart of the club?

- How do you preview a clash where the head-to-head is 1-9? Well, who knows, but Sly and Spook try!

With Victoria going into lockdown, the Rant is providing a valuable outlet.

Stay safe and healthy with two guys who drink lots of beer, swear lots, and who Collingwood have aged prematurely!

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