What's better than one Rant? Two for the price of one!

As Victoria goes into lockdown, as Collingwood goes interstate, and as the AFL goes into hubs, the Rant goes where no YouTubers have gone before: off-screen!

Over in Greater Western Sydney, we faced our bullies, Hawthorn, and surprised all and sundry to account for them with ease -- but not enough ease to smash them.

Then it was over to Perth to brave favourable umpiring, opposition injuries, and a week of turmoil, to account for the Cats.

We mumble, ramble, and rant through in-house distractions to provide not one, not three, but TWO match reviews.

And if that wasn't enough, we preview the upcoming clash against one of our bitterest enemies: brevity. Oh -- and also the West Coast Eagles!

All on the Rant!