Stop me if you've heard this one: an undermanned GWS team step onto the MCG to meet a Collingwood team who is expected to win.

The conditions are wet and windy and miserable.

And, for the bulk of the game, Collingwood showcase an ineptitude that's bedazzling in the scope of its enormity.

Well, here comes the Rant to rant away at Collingwood, and the powerbrokers who've put the club in this mess.

As well as a preview of what's to come!

All on The Rant!