It's the traditional King's Birthday clash, and yet there was no Elvis in sight.

Melbourne (the state) brought the cold and the rain, while Melbourne (the club) tried to bring the bold and the pain.

But not to be.

Pies in a tight one, escaping miraculously.

Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win, the treatment of Nick Daicos, and read YOUR comments.

All on The Rant!