Interesting Fact: Mobsters are an invasive species. Like pigeons, the mafia can be found across the multiverse. Unlike pigeons, these mobsters tend to be vaguely Italian, even on planets where there is no Italy. 

A close relative of this species is known as the Bratva. These mobsters are Russian adjacent and have an instinctual fondness for vodka, despite the scarcity of potatoes after 4500 Universal Time. Fans of these species argue over which breed of mobsters makes the best love interest. Though there is no clear consensus, all agree biker gangs create the least alluring love interests. 

Hate mail poured in after the reporters debuted on Love is Timeless, leading Dolly to question her faith in sentient life. Mito tries to cheer her up, while Rob bemoans his life. 

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