Team Chicago goes to the Rick Van Reich wing of the Children's Hospital (who happens to be Eggs's uncle) to recruit charismatic sad orphans for their Ponzi scheme. The tough part is making the orphans the exact right amount of sad.

Content Warnings: Mention of suicide, amputation, child endangerment

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Adventure Capitalists, Team Chicago

Editing and Sound Design

• Benjamin Gray - Bluesky - Roleplay Retcon

Music and SFX

• Courtesy of SoundStripe