In this episode, we bravely revisit the cinematic masterpiece that is The Twilight Saga. Hosts Mason and Meg engage in a civil but urgent debate: Team Edward vs. Team Jacob. Will their grown-up perspectives add any sense to the chaos that gripped Twilight fans 16 years ago? No.

Next, they dive into a dream interpretation, tackling a listener's peculiar dream about streets awash with purple goo. To close, the episode offers a relaxing guided meditation to help you unwind after the day's horrors.