This week on Tech News of The Week, Ned and Chris sit in the audience for Crowdstrike’s award acceptance speech, empathize with FAT32 as it packs on the pounds, take a front-row seat to the newest, largest data breach ever, and use quantum technology to tease ahead to this week’s episode of Chaos Lever.

Links:

• Quantum Encryption Standards Emerge From NIST
• Crowdstrike President Accepts Most Epic Fail Award in Person
• Like Many 30 Year Olds FAT32 Gets A Little Bigger
• We Have a New Contender For The Largest Data Breach Ever