What does Tech's Last Call do with news of the Snapchat CEO writing terrible emails in college, Steve Ballmer buying the Clippers, and Google trying to "transform urban transportation"? Hopelessly mock it of course - complete with dramatic readings of said terrible emails. Also, there is a strong return to space news with Google's latest, slightly less racist, satellite venture and Elon Musk's reusable, crew carrying capsule. Also, in news that shouldn't be mocked, Skype Translator seems pretty legit. 

NEWS

Google unveils self-driving car, sans steering wheel - CNET

Just press go: designing a self-driving vehicle - Google Official Blog

Skype shown automatically translating multilingual voice calls - The Verge

Microsoft readies real-time language translator for Skype - CNET

Microsoft Demos Real-Time Speech-To-Speech Translation On Skype - Techcrunch

Google to deploy 180 low-orbit satellites that provide Internet access - Ars Technica

SpaceX unveils Dragon V2, its first manned spacecraft - CNET

LAST CALL

Snapchat founder apologises for misogynistic emails - The Telegraph

"Fuck Bitches Get Leid," the Sleazy Frat Emails of Snapchat's CEO - Gawker

Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer wins Clippers bidding war for $2 billion - LA Times