This week's Tech's Last Call is incredibly full of actual news, which can only mean one thing - it's not August anymore. Yes, with the arrival of the ninth month comes cellphone and VR news out of IFA in Berlin. Dyson decided it needed a robot, and naked celebrities are the ones taking over the Internet this week simultaneously increasing everyone's awareness on security issues and displacing cats as the most viral (and vile) images in circulation. It can all serve as a reminder as to why Ballmer created the Blue Screen of Death in the first place.