On this technological high holy day, we gather around our computers to celebrate in the usual fashion - giving tepid to effusive praise for Apple products. Trey stood in line for 12 hours to tell us that the iPhone 6 Plus is slightly too large. Jimmy played Minecraft for a week to bring the brilliant insight that he has no idea why Microsoft paid so much for them, and Sidney wrote a treatise on Kindles to relate that of the 7 billion different announcements, only two are interesting. Happy iPhone Day everyone. Hug a Jony Ive.