It is the real slow season for technology news. Unfortunately, this has been timed with a crazy season in the studio, so it has been far too long since the last episode. On the upside, you can still get your coverage of how the EU Parliament, pointless though they may be, wants to split up Google into separate companies. You can learn more about how Apple is treating the Apple Watch as essentially a dumb display and how the Uber team are uber jerks. Also, New York has solved Wifi, and Jimmy spent some money. See, tech news - even in December.