This one’s gonna ruffle some fur.

Teddy dives headfirst into the wilderness to rank the Top 5 Animals Who Would Crush Trail Running — but not without controversy.
Are bears just overhyped powerlifters?
Do coyotes really have the grit, or are they just fast trash pandas with good PR?
And don’t get us started on mountain goats — great climbers, but would they even show up to a group run?

We break it all down with zero science and way too much confidence.
Expect debates, hot takes, and spiritual awakenings involving squirrels.

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