Send us a text

Katie and special guest/surrogate sister Mel cheers over severed penises as they re-watch the cult classic: Teeth! It's a movie all about how purity ring cults not only ruin things like the Jonas Brothers, but they also may or may not cause teeth to develop in your vagina... Or something like that! Meet Dawn, a high school cult leader who truly believes "Love Is Worth Waiting For" (buy the song on iTunes). When she meets Toby, a knock-off Adam Brody, she quickly discovers that some love ain't worth waiting for - especially when its experienced forcefully in a creepy cave! Unbeknownst to her, there's something inside of her (NOT THE SERPENT) which has no problem biting back against sexual assaulters. Dawn goes on a journey of self-discovery, sexual awakening, and murder - lots and lots of murder. Watch as this not a girl not yet a woman rampages through town with her vagina! Released in 2007, it was written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein