Court is in session for our tenth episode, and the docket is packed. We’re talking dog-related property damage, a windshield wiper breakdown that could qualify as vehicular sabotage, and the emotional rollercoaster of washing your car right before it rains.

Elsewhere in this chaotic proceeding: a surprise trip to Alabama, an IHOP run that may have caused emotional damage, new ear piercings (jury’s still out), and a Taco Bell order that might need to be sealed in court records. Plus: celeb birthdays we forgot, being nicotine free, and a luxurious upgrade… for the guinea pigs.

We also debate your hot takes in Sustained or Overruled and throw some lighthearted accusations in Contempt of Court.Verdict? Still unwell, still oversharing, and somehow still recording.