Are you sure you can eat this, baby? You can tell me if you want to stop. You don’t have to keep going just for me. I know you want to make me happy, but you’ve already done such a good job of that today, and I don’t want to make you sick. You’re sure? Ok, open wide, babe…mmm, that’s it! I love it when you eat for me! You sure do love these cupcakes I made for you. I never thought you’d eat so many of them! I figured some would survive until tomorrow, but I guess you’re too greedy to let cupcakes go stale.

Let me rub your belly. Oh wow, your stomach is so firm and bloated. You must be so uncomfortable. Just say if you’ve had enough… really? You’re so good to me, baby. Another cupcake? Here you go, I’ll feed it to you. Lean back, that’s it.

I can’t believe how much you’ve eaten today. I’m so glad we took an entire day to ourselves to do this. I’ve never been so happy to spend half my day in the kitchen cooking. Well, it wasn’t so much the cooking that made me happy as watching you fill up with every plateful of delicious fattening food I put in front of you. You really impressed me today, especially when you ate that whole chicken in, like, what was it, 20 minutes maybe? It’s not like it was even a small chicken. It barely went in the oven. With all that mash and gravy too, it’s no wonder you fell asleep right after, snoring away like you’d just burned yourself out at the gym.

Another cupcake?! Seriously? Honey, you’re going to get something special from me tonight when we go upstairs… if you’re even capable after all this food. I mean, you can bank it if you like. You’re making me so happy with all this gluttony. This big overfed belly of yours just spilling out between your legs is such a turn on, I can’t even tell if you’re wearing underpants…are you? Oh, I see. I get to find out. Fine by me.

Here, the last cupcake. Now, while you eat that I have to confess something. I’m really sorry, but I lost count of how many calories you ate today. I know, I know. Half the reason we did this was to see how much you can eat in a day, but you were eating faster than I could write it all down and I’m pretty sure I’ve missed some things. I mean, the good news is you put away at least 11,000 calories today, so that’s a hell of an achievement in itself. But the bad news is we are going to have to do this again. Oh, that’s not bad news, huh?

Now, come on, before you go into that food coma I need you on the scales. Come on, you promised. I’ll help you up on three. Ready, one, two…oh boy, you’re getting heavy. That’s it, waddle forward. They’re right here. I know you can’t really see them past your tummy. Let me guide your feet. Let’s see if I hit my goal of getting 10 pounds of food in you today. 

Oh wow, baby…you are exceeding ALL my expectations tonight, aren’t you?!

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