Terminally Online

Terminally Online

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Terminally Online episodes

  • Episode 115: Klein/Eleven

    We've returned from vacation to a slew of news! This week Haley Stevens has a meltdown at the eleventh hour, we're cautiously optimistic for a blue wave, and we celebrate the downfall of H3 podcaster and alleged harasser Ethan Klein. This story has it all: Workplace affairs! Horrible things happening to horrible people! Karma! And, uh... Dr. Seuss? Let's get into it!!

    Other topics of conversation include: recapping our trip to Vietnam!, what gives, background purring, the Glee reboot, and a cozy fashion design game.

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    57 min
  • Episode 114: Mask Lesbians

    This week we're revisiting the Ed Sheeran of it all, Taylor Swift drops some really bad music, the internet debates the etiquette of bringing iced coffee to a job interview, and we discuss the viral Western Massachusetts Lesbian Bar drama. Let's get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: Wilhelm screams, AI podcasts, Pokémon in space, and fun travel plans!!

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    53 min
  • Episode 113: Be My Kirkentine

    This week the Charlie Kirkiversary is upon us, and we're reflecting one year later: Are the memes in bad taste? Maybe. Did they help avert a civil war? Also maybe! Then we discuss the Macklemore vs. Pink drama. Let's get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: Another scorcher in New Yawk City, normal levels of Snoopy fandom, Korean webcomics, and iconic C*mtown bits.

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    49 min
  • Episode 112: Mourning 9 to 5

    This week we say our goodbyes to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, Mamdani’s reach on TikTok proves far-flung, influencer Jools Lebron gets backlash, and the Flock CEO is a major hypocrite. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: end of summer vibes, the Great Flood of 2026, the Daisy Chain Festival, and a Reddit poet. 

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    54 min
  • Episode 111: Free Appetizer

    This week Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket, we can’t breathe the air or eat fresh produce, The Odyssey sparks discourse from the worst people in the world, and we revisit a classic Reddit post. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: after dark, apocalyptic weather, Pokemon Go into bankruptcy, and Bourdain (the cat). 

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 110: Narcissism on Parade

    This week Taylor Swift gets married with thousands of her close personal friends, Trump's 250 Freedom Event is a biblical disaster, Mitch McConnell is probably dead, and Kylie Jenner is trying to make the surveillance state chic. Let's get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: Unbearable heat, never beating the allegations, the funny one, and Tori's Content Corner.

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    59 min
  • Episode 109: Best Summer Ever

    This week New York is having the best summer ever between the Knicks championship and the DSA primary election sweep, ClubChalamet meets her match outside a Paris hotel, and Hannah does a deep dive on the Olivia Rodrigo vs. Taylor Swift stan wars. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: background purring, Phoebe Bridgers, you seem pretty sad for a girl so terminally online, and the cylinder must not be harmed.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 108: Getting Gay to the Point

    This week we’re kicking off Pride Month strong by partaking in a fun TikTok trend before we cover the United Airlines Bluetooth flight disaster, the TikToker who was avenged for a wrongful traffic ticket by newly released cop body cam footage, Mamdani keeps it cute, and the big Lego theft. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: 75% gay, the improv queen, wait wait I got it, the new Dimension 20 season, and NYC is the best of us. 

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    51 min
  • Episode 107: Pure Villain Behavior

    This week entitled POS makeup influencer James Charles rags on the poor, the “charity” Kars4Kids is scammy, looksmaxxer Clavicular gets mogged by a Chad judge, and the internet has feelings about Olivia Rodrigo wearing babydoll dresses. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: expanding the repertoire, another scorcher, Noah Kahan’s new album, and streamer/conservationist Maya Higa gives a TedTalk. 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 106: This Episode Is Not A Job Offer

    This week we say our goodbyes to Spirit Airlines and Ask Jeeves, the kids are doing Scientology speed runs, a long shot wins the Kentucky Derby, and we do a deep dive on lolcow Tyler Catastrophe. Let’s get into it!!

    Other topics of discussion include: Terminally Nostaglic, the Pokémon scalper wars, InfoWars gets a makeover, and the kids might be all right.

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    1 hr 2 min

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Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.