Today on No Bad Ideas: Phone calls! Arrests! Dystopias! Bad breakups! As many crimes as possible!

In our first bad idea, Gabriel brings the squad the tale of a man who called the police to ask why he hadn't been arrested... and was then promptly arrested. The team turns it into a film about a world so broken and destroyed that going to jail may be preferable to what you'll find in the "free" world. Then, Sarah presents a report of a heartbroken woman who went on a traffic-offense odyssey in her ex's car to get revenge. The squad barrels through the best way to adapt it into a story of stolen identity in the not-too-distant future. 

All of that, plus: raid ID, ten grizzled assassins, international incidents, an adult superstore, and public parental forgiveness. 

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

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