(Intro) Weekend Recap (5TYNTK) Portland Bank Robbery, Air Quality Alert,  Beach to Beacon Record,  Back Cove Festival, Free National Park Day (Dirty) MGK Declines Sinners Role, Stefon Diggs, Cardi Flirt, Doechii Announces Headline Tour, Drake Searching for Julia, Jelly Roll vs. Logan Paul, MLB Speedway Classic Chaos (Topic) What popular saying would be terrifying if you took it literally? (Outro) Chocolate Chip Cookies