Novels are supposed to be fiction - even novels about horrifying and possessive medieval witches. But Marianne is real, haunting the picturesque seaside town of Elden and its most famous author. Marcus and Melissa binge France's "Marianne," a show that reflects the best of "It" and Stephen King. Also, would you rather right a flock of murderous super turkeys, or get lost in a cranberry bog with a hodag?

Motion Picture Terror Scale: 4- (Marcus), 4+ (Melissa). Quality: 5- . Personal enjoyment: 5.

Articles mentioned in this episode: 

"Hodag," on Wikipedia

"Our Cranberry Harvest," on Ocean Spray