My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Tessa Elizabeth Stevens, I Wish Your Mother and I had Aborted You With A Rusty Coathanger.....


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Tessa, be prepared to be annihilated because I will make it so suicide is the best option available to you. You are a disgusting pig-of-a-bitch. From now on I will just refer to you as the aptly and apropos name simply known as Pig-of-a-Bitch or POAB! May the devil take no mercy on your soul when you arrive in the near future.
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad