My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

Tessa Is A Retard.....I Can't Say That Enough....


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So the aforementioned captain of the retards Tessa the despicable twat Stevens with a cunt and face that Satan himself would dare stick his herpes infested dick in her mouth or her ass for fear that he would get another fucked STD. She is such a retard that she thought she could call Borat, his real name is Sasha Baron Cohen, and have him fuck with me in some way. Anyway, Borat, chewed her face off and told her eat shit and kill herself. What did Tessa thr Dumb Cunt see on tv last night...well he is from one of the "Stan" country's. Kaz Tessa's face is sick looking and makes me want to commit homicide. Its a good....its a good thing Tessa the Retard wasn't watching The Road Runner cartoons otherwise she might have strapped an Acme Rocket up her asshole and blown the shit out of herself while I zip by and say Meep Meep....your a terrible cunt and far away I shall keep...you body belongs in some water very deep. Meep Meep.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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