Something is coming...

Transcript: John Brittle (reluctant and grumpy, trying to figure out how to introduce his foreword): hello… Hello there! Hello there.

This is!? This is… This is?

This is… I am? (Coming to a decision) Yes, Jonathan Brittle!

(He is sure that no one will, he is being sarcastic) For those that care…

*Barely noticed cut between lines*

(Disgruntled and grumpy) Hah!

Why am I even bothering with this?

(Has a spicy heated thing to say in a resigned manner in that same disgruntled manner) You guys wouldn't care about the person behind the (voice crack) reco-ording… 

But ehhhhhhh, I have got to do a professional introduction to this recording—for prosperity reasons. 

(monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile.

Cast: Chris Brittle as writer, director and also as the voice actor for John Brittle