The inaugural episode of TMVP Fake Smarts podcast, hosted by Professor Mike LiToris, covers a range of topics including a debate on 'Which Asshole Pays,' 'Intrusive Asshole,' and 'Cheap Asshole.' Utilizing humor and wit, it intends to provide a platform for different viewpoints. The episode then transitions into storytelling, discussing a remark by a toothy young lady advising to ‘Hawk, Tuah! Spit on that thang…’, and answering a pressing question from Big Daddy. The podcast also includes a discussion about the 98th tip from the 'Just the Tips' section and an adventure in search of Kitty Meow-meow. The episode concludes with information on vitamins and encourages listeners to seek wisdom and maintain humor.