TForce GG - Episode 58: Salt Bagel

There once was a guy named Lanzo

He really hated to dance-o

Till he sat on some ants

Who filled up his pants

And boy did he start to prance-o

There once was a guy named Phokal

Not a standard Wisconsin yokel

He'd pre-order six games

That all were the same

And keep them all for a joke-al

There once was a guy named Cargen

He'd drive you around for a bargain

But don't bad mouth his ride

Or he'd tan your hide

Like Scorpion who's name was Mac Gargan

There once was a guy name Snaggle

He's not on this episode

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