Hey Talko-lytes. Sorry for the late post tonight. We've all been very busy and the time got away from us. In Colorado, it's close enough to Monday, and it's still Monday in California. Fuck it. We get started quick, like we do with the Friday shows which are recorded over the phones and like chicks chatting, only we're not getting laid. Well... Jeff might.

FRIDAY TELECAST 7 - SWEET JACK

Jeff's Top Pick is Eric Schmidt’s quote about Television being dead gets us started nailing the coffin. Mike says Eric Schmidt looks like if George Will was taking a really good crap. Matt points us to Eric Schmidt's HS photo taken during a meeting of Business Genius Club.

George Soros invested in JC penny and their stock went up 32% - Matt. re: the influence of major corporations on changing the world.

Mike’s calm down: Real superheroes. Holy shit. look at his hair! Phoenix Jones skewered. In Denver we have something similar, but they have really tight butt holes and they will fight you.

Matt: Every boardroom could benefit from a dude-bro. You know why? SweetJack.com. Way to go, sweet jack, you have a shitty dog barking in a shitty cheese-pop-butt song.  Make sure to hire a dude bro for your office so they can shoot down ideas like “I ate the bones” and using “sweetjack.com” as your website’s name.

Mike’s Kickstarter - TV Network: Ladies getting things in and out of their cars.  L.G.T.I.A.O.O.T.C!  Jeff says the idea has promise, but you can’t use Kickstarter to raise money for equipment for a project. Either way, Jeff supports it. Gives legit critique.

Jeff’s got a story about how his Night Farts made his wife leave the room. Unfortunate. I hope to one day make it up to her.

Next week: Dates with Kate show. She did hundreds of dates. Expert on male behavior. Douchey things guys do to blow it. We have a ton of laughs for you on this one.