Boy.... Football is weird. But that makes it great.

Michael explains a long list of very convoluted rules to someone who clearly only showed up because she was told there would be chips.

Thank You in advance For Sharing this with everyone in your life who can't tell a touch back from any of the other 7 kinds of back.

Round Ball. The Rock. The Association.

Michael attempts to explain America's most youthful and trendy sport to a person who won't stop comparing team names to musicals.

Thank You in advance For Sharing this with all of those people in your life who keep asking what that Kardashian's boyfriend is doing on the TV.

Shout out to the Basket Bowl.

There are those who watch The Bachelor, and then there are the 6 other people on Earth. Michael is one of those people, and Emily is going to try and get him caught up before next week's finale.

Thank you in advance For Sharing this with all the Basic Baches in your life.

Shout out to the 16th hole.

Michael is that guy in your office who is always talking to you about what podcasts he listens to. Emily is that girl in your office who is always screaming in your face "WHAT'S A PODCAST??"

Thank You in advance For Sharing this episode with all the Emily's in your life so you can enjoy podcasts together forever.

Shout out to Eric Roberts.