Carlito is stealing valor again, calling businesses on Veterans Day with a sense of entitlement. Dirty Aaron joins the show and comes up with a great idea: Looking for a new gym after our previous trainer reneged on a promise to sleep with us if we hit our weight loss goal. Looking for more of them stupid job machines.

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