This episode finds friends Ashley O’Neill and Sydney Blanchard projecting and assuming, as usual. Syd gets bullied at water aerobics, and Ashley is in the midst of an aesthetic crisis. These “free agents” bond over the hell that is shopping for jeans, the death of brick and mortar, the universally hated White Boot, and being Queer Hot. The women remain delusional and addicted to self-optimization. Mentioned in this episode: Spyre, The Elizabeth Chronicles, the Free People jeans, Outfit Kitchen, Benshen, Nood (which Ashley calls Noom), and Sugar Bear Hair gummies.