I woke up this morning, coffee in my cup,
Logged on to Blurt, and my spirits went up.
I’m a blogging bandit, keyboard outlaw,
Writing for Bitcoin, breaking the law.
Clickety-clack, the words take flight,
Pay me in crypto, it feels so right.
Thank you, thank you very much,
For the coins, the tips, the digital touch.
All I want for Christmas, it’s not that much,
A Blurt.blog and some Bitcoin—thank you very much!
Accordion wails, and the tuba booms,
My words bounce off these virtual rooms.
I blog about nonsense, love, and despair,
Even wrote a sonnet about my old armchair.
Trombone slides, trumpet screams,
I’m cashing out my internet dreams.
Thank you, thank you very much,
For the blockchain love, it’s got that clutch.
All I want for Christmas, just one touch,
A Blurt.blog and some Bitcoin—thank you very much!