...in which Rex and Paul chew the fat about Thanksgiving in Imboden, Paul's famous three-turkey plan, the glories of fried turkey, oyster dressing, trmmings, pies, pecans, the Baucum Nut House in North Little Rock, Rex's mincemeat pie frenzy, hunting mince, Rex's wife Melissa's fruitcake pecan frenzy, Burge's in Little Rock, fruitcake sales in Arkadelphia, the Civitan Club and the hierarchy of civic club attendance, the absence of such clubs in Imboden, Paul's brief but exciting magazine-selling career, Rex's mania for magazine subscriptions, Argossy fantasies, Red's and Woody's News Stands in Arkadelphia, sales of questionable magazines, Pete's News Stand in Pocahontas, Rex's souvenir from Woody's last day in business, highway joys on the way to Imboden, Walnut Ridge, Amagon, Weiner, Brinkley, Cherry Valley, country ham, Paul's memories of food in Spain, Baptist prayer traditions and Paul's moment of panic, Rex's eccentric great aunts and their bad influences on him, Royal Ambassadors and the ban on reciting short passages of Scripture, naps, football, and why holidays are great.