Happy ThanksScreaming, everyone! Welcome to The Roasted Snow Horror Show — the perfect place to hide from your family before you get carved like the turkey.

This week, we’re serving up a terrifying Turkey Day showdown: “Thanksgiving” vs. “Pilgrim.” Which one gets stuffed with victory, and which one gets roasted alive?

Grab a plate, loosen your belt, and dig in… it’s time to see who gets carved up for real this week! 🦃🔪