You've just finished consuming immense quantities of dry white Turkey breast and the vastly superior dark meat, several cubic meters of mashed potatoes or sweet potato casserole, a veritable truckload of stuffing, and a pie and a half of pumpkin pie. Now you're laying on the couch in a near food coma, counting your blessings while Uncle Rudolph drunkenly berates Aunt Terry for votin' fer that traitor Hillerosi Schuton.

Which means it's the perfect time to slip in your earbuds and drown it all out as Paul and Sean discuss the Communist Manifesto! You've had your bourgeois excess, now prepare to redistribute those calories!