Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story that morphs into a "Poly Mindf**k" that morphs into a biting sh*tball. On "Ask the Amateurs," the 'cule shares their "poly elevator pitches" and votes whether or not to hit the emergency stop button to close the sale. On "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," Daniel shares a profile for which he would brave game night, which may or may not include an under-the-stairs dungeon.