This week's show is full of international goodness. 

1. Turkish slasher gets wild short suspension

2. The El Clasico double is "like sex" says Pique

3. Messi is not God (says The Pope)

4. Celebrating with Abuelo...'s skull

5. Jordan Pickford brawling

6. Pep can't ground Benjamin Mendy

7. PATRICE. WYD?

8. A little baby polar bear named Hertha 

9. Carra's Virtual Reality experience

10. Italy's racism problem

11. Mauro's back! And Wanda is Instagramming