Anthony has some exciting/sad news to share! Dating profiles are weird. Carla Marie stumbled upon Anthony's profile over the weekend and she says it's lame! NOW we're ALL writing each other's bios for dating apps...and they're hilarious! Winston called us because his coworker has continually brought in her sick kid instead of staying home with him. Winston knows that his co-worker's husband is in the military and currently deployed, so she may not have anyone to help with childcare. Everyone in the office gets sick when the kid is around! Should Winston Let HR Know about his coworker and her sick kid, or should he Let It Go?! AND ... two amazing Dirty Little Secrets!