In A suprising turn of events, Roach's seemingly oddly-hot sister is possibly, kinda, sorta, maybe dating Eric who is universaly hated by Jason's Mystery is-she-or-is she-not-real-quisi-girlfriend who maybe or may not be attractive even though he, Jason, is questionably gay or not, and one or more of them may or may not have had an unknown one night stand with Eric. Also Stah Wahs.-