We get into our Book of the Month, "Sissy" by Jacob Tobia. M3ss wants to move her life into the spam folder. Phoenix drinks in tribute to the Old Gods of Mimosa. Yes, we talk about T.I. Briefly. We also tease our Masturbation Episode.

I Didn't Know It Was A Thing segment: hysterical literature (NSFW, obvi)

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